That's how long someone spends on your website before deciding whether you're a yes, a no, or a "let me think about it" (translation: no).
Bad photos? They bounce.
Confusing copy? They bounce.
A website that looks like it was last updated when "Despacito" was charting? They bounce.
What you need is a fancy agency on retainer $20K and six months of your life a brand that does the heavy lifting for you.
So when your dream client lands on your site, they don't think.
They just feel.
Ten Seconds
And what they feel is: I want what she's having.
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- You'd rather blend in than be too much
- You want a website that looks the same as your competitors (read: forgettable)
- You're emotionally committed to your stock photos
- Remembered is the goal. Safe is for someone else's brand
- Your business has grown but your brand still looks like its 2019 self
- You're tired of apologising for your website on every sales call
- You believe people buy with their feelings, then justify with their brains (spoiler: they absolutely do)
- You Google your brand and wince
Before you order, make sure you're at the right café
A small filter
Three tiers. Pick your shot.
01
The Single Shot
Pick one:
AI brand visuals, a website, or copy. For when you only need one bit sorted and you're not in the market for things you don't need. (I respect a woman who knows what she wants.)
02
Two of the three. You pick the combo.
Photos + website. Photos + copy. Website + copy. The tier for the people whose brand has one or two things actively embarrassing them, and they'd like to deal with both before their next big launch.
THE DOUBLE SHOT
03
The whole shabang
AI brand visuals that look like you on your best day.
A website that converts and looks like a brand.
Copy that sounds like a human wrote it (because one did).
Walk in looking like a side hustle. Walk out looking like a brand.
THE TRIPLE SHOT
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I've spent a decade watching small business owners pour their whole soul into their work — and then slap a Canva logo, a stock photo, and a sentence that starts with "I'm passionate about" on the front of it.
It made me itchy.
So I built Brandexpresso to fix it. Fast.
Without the agency hostage situation. Without the five figure agency fees. Without you having to learn what a "brand archetype" is (you don't need to know).
Off-duty I'm a Mum, marketing nerd, and dog person, who runs on flat whites in the morning and Yorkshire tea in the afternoon. I can't watch horror films. I can watch your website and tell you, kindly, exactly what's wrong with it.
On-duty I'm the one making sure your website doesn't make me itch.
Hi, I'm Donna. The (mildly) over-caffeinated brain behind Brandexpresso
FAQ's
AI brand photos? Will I look like a melted Sim?
You will not. The tech has come a very long way. I craft prompts that look like you — your face, your hair, your actual personality — in environments that match your brand. People won't be able to tell. (They will however assume you've had a glow-up. They are correct.)
What if I already have a logo or colours I love?
Bring them. I'll build around what you've got. Brandexpresso isn't about chucking your existing brand in the bin — it's about getting the missing pieces (photos that match, a site that does it justice, copy that sounds like you) without redoing everything from scratch if it's unnecessary.
How long does it take?
As quick as 3 days and at the most 10 days, depending on your individual needs.
See the transformations
100+ female business owners. Zero awkward photoshoots. All the impact.
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